They totally stole a Dana Gould joke on Scrubs tonight.

"I wish I had a guy who would show up when I'm about to do something wrong."

A guy in a tux and top hat steps out and sings, "Mistaaaaaaaaaaaaake."

I wonder if Dana knows.

I have tennis elbow.

I think I got it from masterbating.

My mother would be so proud.

I have old ear lobes.

Think good thoughts for Rick, he's up for a movie role and every little bit of positive energy helps.

Thank you for your time.

Guess who has an ear infection? ME! Actually I've had it for a couple of weeks but kept hoping that it would go away. Long story short - you know, leaving out all the stabbing pain and hearing loss - I'm using ear drops and it seems to be getting better. However I still have trouble telling where sounds are coming from, that's annoying, but other than that, things are going well.

And how are you?

I do believe that the fog has really begun to lift. Not only did I shave my legs the other day (all the way up, by the way) but today instead of taking a nap when I felt sleepy, I worked out.

I KNOW!

I did stretches to warm up, then did 8 Minute Abs (granted I really did more like 4 Minute Abs because when the count down clock hit 15 seconds on the exercise, I stopped, but give me a break this is the first time I've done it in aobut 2 years). Then I did leg lifts, donkey kicks, and ran in place for 5 minutes. Then I did a few lifts with 5 lbs. weights, waist twists, lunges and now I'm off to the showers.

Anyone want to soap up my back?

I took a nap today.

I'm never going to have a normal sleep pattern again, am I?

Actually, since I'm nearly out of coffee, I might not have the energy to do anything else but sleep.

I wonder if there isn't something wrong with me, I can sleep right after a cup of coffee, that's not normal, is it?

I'm running low on coffee. And half and half. No money. Looks like I'll be eating sugar in the morning.

I have plenty of sugar.

I just woke up and I could already use a nap. I shouldn't nap today. I have to break this habit. Last night I was tired enough to turn off the tv and close my eyes but I didn't fall asleep for hours. I'm pretty sure that the 3 hour nap yesterday was what did it.

Someone I don't know is having a baby and some friends of mine and I are thinking about making a quilt for the baby. I know it seems odd, but it is way to bond with my friends.

I've never made a quilt before. Fun.