Thanksgiving

It's only a couple of days away and that means that the few places that haven't put up their Santas yet will soon dust off the red and white trimmings and it will be almost impossible to not be garroted by garland.

I wish that the holiday thing could be allocated to the Internet. Say you wanted to give flowers for the holiday - just go to holiday flowers and there are no crowds, no sales people either ignoring you or all but forcing you to buy ragweed with a bow.

I'm just saying.