Things your GYN should not say...

"WHAT is that?"

"So, got a little snow around the foundation, huh?"

"Whoa, how many of them are in there?!"

"That's hilarious, you guys, come look at this!"

"I've got to remember to take out the body of that dead badger out of my trunk."

"Scooch up! Scooch up!"

"Heeeeelllllllloooooo!" ::places hand up to ear::

"Well, if nothing else I can count this towards my enforced community service."

"Did it just get brighter in here?"



So, guess where I have to go tomorrow.