I'm bored. Who wants to entertain me?

Anyone?

A song. A dance. Some selzer down the pants. (Tickles.) Tell me a story. Review a movie I haven't seen.

I've taken to watching Sunday Night Sex Show every night at 11pm. I'm learning stuff that I have no opportunity to use. There was just a bumper that read, When dealing with the clit, remember a woman wants to be aroused, not erased. Heeheehee. That is perfect. I like this show, the woman, Sue Johansan, looks like your maiden aunt but does hand motions like she's masterbating and what a penis does inside a vagina. It delights me not end that she says things that are blush worthy as if she is giving someone the recipe for apple pie.

I think she's Canadian.

Bless her and her important work.

I think she's on Letterman tonight. This I have to see.

Heh heh.